It's getting kind of boring. I see now why Bravo didn't fire Danielle from the show, like all the other girls wanted. This show would be NOTHING, without her craziness.

Here's the recap:

I loved how the Bravo editors went from Teresa's girls at a karate/wrestling/play lesson, right into Danielle's boxing lesson. Sweet to insane. Danielle took her daughters with her and the embarrassed look on Christine's face when her mom started yelling out Jac and Teresa's names as she punched her coach, was priceless.

Meanwhile Caroline counsels everyone, and they all leave her after breakfast, leaving her to ponder what to do with her empty days. She tells Jac that her spies in the law enforcement community tell her that Ashley is going to be charged with assualt/hair pulling. Jac summons Ashley to Caroline's for counseling and Ashley is her usual dopey dumb self and still doesn't get it. She laughs at it all.

Teresa visits Kim D. at Posche and tells her she's sorry about what happened at the fashion show, but she was just trying to be nice, because that's the way she is- a water under the bridge type of gal and doesn't hold grudges. Then Kim G. walks in and Teresa tells her she has no room for two-faced bitches in her life and she needs to choose a side and stick with it. It would have been a great speech, if she hadn't just told the other girls about how she didn't hold grudges and stuff ...

Danielle holds an assembly in front of the police station with some random women and her attorney. She basically gives ANOTHER recap of what happened at the fashion show, complete with new amped up descriptions including screams from the Manzos of "I'm going to kill you!" She files assault charges against Ashley.

Best Housewife Moment: Jac to Kim G., the day after pics are in the newspaper of Danielle and friends (including Kim G) marching into police station to get Ashley arrested: "This looks like some kind of busted up Sex in the City movie - you arm in arm with Danielle skipping into the police station. And you show up at my house and want to be friends? Are you kidding me?"

Worst Housewife Moment:  Danielle's constant embellishment of the fashion show fiasco culminated in this episode with a charge that someone yelled out they were going to kill her. HELLO! This is a reality TV show and there are tapes. I trust Bravo would surely have left that part in, if it had happened. Danielle's  fun dementedness is starting to cross the line, into sad mentally ill woman.

"And then, Jac jumped out with an AK47 and started spraying me with bullets, telling me to dance. And Teresa was constantly throwing numchuks my way, tyring to KILL ME! Or maybe my hair got pulled, whatever."